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Adidas Launch Perfect Footwear for Shoeys
With Germany’s notorious beer festival Oktoberfest arriving soon, Adidas developed a special shoe for the occasion. Inspired by the Oktoberfest fashion and theme, includes high quality leather and a tan heel…
Manly Tradie Gives Facebook Weather Update Before Ditching Work & Going For a Surf
Tom Lawson, a carpenter from North Manly, has been praised by his Facebook friends for letting them know about the 36 degree day sweeping across Sydney. “Without Tom’s status update,…
Consumption of Food to be Banned in Sydney CBD Under Sweeping New Legislation
Sweeping new legislation restricting the consumption of food and operating hours of restaurants is set to come into effect for Sydney CBD following an incident over the long weekend. The…
Mediocre DJ/Producer’s Latest Track Not The Dancefloor Destroyer They Promised on Social Media
A local Sydney producer has sparked widespread shock across the internet today when his completed track turned out not to be the massive, game changing tune he was making it out…
Antisocial Douchebag Exhausted After Trying to Fight Anyone That Looked at Girlfriend
Over the weekend an antisocial douchebag was admitted to hospital for extreme exhaustion after trying to fight anyone that appeared to be looking at his girlfriend. A friend close to…
Northern Beaches Bloke Left Frustrated & Confused After Being Ejected From a Licensed Venue for Doing a Shoey
A local Northern Beaches bloke, Mitch Davies has been left feeling extremely frustrated and confused after being booted from a licensed venue in the CBD for drinking a beer out…
